But he has paralyzed me! I have no power to move my body... I can only wait for the doom coming my way in the form of the Fingers of the Muzhroom... But I shall survive... I don't know how but there must be a way...
What about the tunnel by the stairs that of which you are no where near. Or the switch with the revolving door that is invisible to the human eye? On a note considering your last statement, I had two pieces of pizza and some orange juice for breakfast
Jump into the sausage, let the muzhroom devour it whole, travel all the way through it's insides being shielded from digestion by the outer skin of the sausage? Then pop out of the muzhroom's body like an alien chestburster hell bent on eating everything?
That would be freaking cool! But I don't even like normal mushrooms... BUT then again I have never tried the MUZHROOM... hehehe hahahh aHAHHAHAHAHA... Your plan is evil but so are the Muzhrooms. Let the operation Chestburster begin!